i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I could fuck to npr.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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