Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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