What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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