you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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