those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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