not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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