i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
only you would photoshop your dick
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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