why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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