Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
