i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
zippers are such a cool invention
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
