I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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