she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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