I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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