I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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