Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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