I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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