I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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