We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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