Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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