There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
