Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you didnt know i had herpes?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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