HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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