Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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