i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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