Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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