This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
i now understand why vodka
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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