I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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