If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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