I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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