What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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