BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
whose parrot is this?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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