But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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