hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He? As in you personified your dick?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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