I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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