when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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