I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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