If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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