Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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