i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
4 words: hood of his car
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I just want to make out with him forever
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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