my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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