so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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