I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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