This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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