Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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