I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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