All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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