i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Vodka?
Forever.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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