North Korea, Best Korea!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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