doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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