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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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