drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
