Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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