She said her name was "party"
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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