your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Terrible idea I love it
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
